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THE LEGENDHaunted Christmas


Bill Cobb always loved Christmas. That was many years before the press gave him the nickname ‘Kill Face” in the papers. He grew up in a big house, with a big family and there were always lots of presents under the tree. So when The Voices told Bill to kill his family, he felt that Christmas Eve would make the perfect backdrop.

The newspapers said the slaughter was savage, brutal, and inhuman. Young Bill killed 13 in all, his mother, step-father, his 2 brothers and their wives, his grandparents, and all of his nieces and nephews. The victims ranged from the elderly to the very young. The living room was strewn with bodies and blood, bows and peppermints. It is said that when the police entered the home, they found Bill covered in blood, dressed in a Santa Clause suit, wrapping presents for his dead family, wearing the skinned face of one of his victims.

“Kill Face” Bill was found Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity and was sent to The State Asylum for the Criminally Insane, where he has spent the past two decades being evaluated and treated for dementia and anti-social personality disorder. For a time, The Voices faded away.

This Holiday Season, in order to mitigate a spike in Covid cases amongst it’s populace, The State Asylum attempted to transfer several of their most deranged inmates to a temporary holding facility near downtown New Orleans. It was during this prisoner transfer that The Voices returned.

The Voices told Bill that the bus was going to breakdown moments before it actually happened. And when it did, “Kill Face” Bill and the other psycopaths-in-transit were ready to make their move! No one will ever know how the cage door became unlocked and opened on its own, allowing the inmates to overtake the doctor and the guards… but Bill knows. He knows THEY did it… The demented Things in his head. The source of the Voices.

Bill somehow knew that the bus would stall in front of the Mortuary…a big house…for a big family…and lots of bloody presents under the tree! The place reminded him so much of that last family get-together, so many years ago. This year, Bill thought, there is going to be death under the mistletoe once more!

It’s a PSYCHO TAKEOVER of The Most Haunted Mansion in the City! And, as a member of the SWAT Team, YOU are preparing to storm the house and end “Kill Face” Bill’s murderous rampage once and for all. As you gear up to breach the mansion, the screaming begins! And with it, a song…

“You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Cry.
You Better Not Pout, I’m Telling YOU Why,
Santa CLAWS Is Coming To Town”

Will you be in time to save the victims or will you become one? You’ll be Screaming of a Red Christmas as you storm the Mortuary’s Psycho Asylum 2020!

The Crazies are Coming Home For The Holidays!

You can almost hear the SLAY bells ringing!

Protect Yourself!

These rules MUST be followed or risk releasing these evil spirits into our world.

  1. Do not remove your face mask once you are inside.

    By wearing a face covering, the wearer to protects themselves from Evil Spirits. Security at each staircase will instruct you when to continue on. Please stay at least 6 feet from others. It is difficult to determine friend from the foe, so keep your distance.

  2. No talking, crying, or screaming.

    Vocal noise of any kind can pierce the vail to the Nightmare Realm while wearing the mask.

  1. No Phones

    Use of a cell phone while inside is prohibited. Phones must remain put away throughout the experience.

  2. No Running

    Do not run, push, jump, or act hastily in any way while in the mansion. Walk slowly and observe to identify potential targets. Move too quickly and you will gain the attention of EVIL. This, I assure you, is not something you want to do.

  3. Protect Yourself!

    Use of the BATTLE RIFLE is needed to Protect Yourself from EVIL. Ammo is limited. Shoot targets in short controlled bursts. The best defense is a good offense!

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